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November 09, 2017

Rand Paul Told To Expect Federal Charges Against His Leftist Attacker

Yesterday, Rand Paul tweeted out two stories suggesting that his attacker's lawyer's claim that this was just a dispute about grass clippings -- which, by the way, the media really pushed hard as if it served as a rebuttal to the idea that one of their own had once again gone Progressive Postal -- was total bullshit:





He also tweeted out that his injuries were more serious than previously thought, aka "More serious than a class 4 misdemeanor."



Why push the claim about grass-clippings? Because it's a federal offense to threaten or assault a federal officer (which a Senator is). So the Postal Prog's lawyer is trying to push the claim that this had nothing to do with Paul's status as a federal officer. Just about grass clippings, you know.

And now, Rand Paul has been told to expect federal charges to be laid against the Postal Prog:




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