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November 07, 2017

The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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Do you know why I fling poo? Because I'm not as big and strong as the head of my troop, and if I am not careful he will kill me. And if I ever get lucky and get it on with one of the females, he might kill the babies.

why the gun is civilization

Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing me via argument, or force me to do your bidding under threat of force. Every human interaction falls into one of those two categories, without exception. Reason or force, that's it.

In a truly moral and civilized society, people exclusively interact through persuasion. Force has no place as a valid method of social interaction, and the only thing that removes force from the menu is the personal firearm, as paradoxical as it may sound to some.


Read the entire blog post, because it is very well done.

It's an argument that should resonate with feminists, yet their fixation on the progressive cant has them blind to reality.

It is an argument that should resonate with AARP, who really should be a sponsor of gun classes for seniors, but that interferes with their income stream predicated on government transfer payments and inflated secondary insurance policies.

And it should absolutely thrill the typical college co-ed, who, according to the media, has a one in five chance of being sexually assaulted while in college. My guess is that it would be hard to sexually assault a woman after she puts a double-tap in her attacker's chest, but I guess my analysis of the situation isn't quite evolved enough for the hysterics on campus.


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I swear I didn't make this up. I don't have nearly as fertile imagination as that which would be required to create this from whole cloth.

Transgender Makeup Artist Leads Thousands of Occultists in Monthly Hexes on Trump

I'm not going to quote anything...they are just too nuts to excerpt.

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I wonder whether the many tons of nerve agents and other poison gases that Assad has used over the last few years are greenhouse gases? Because that would be worse than..you know...killing hundreds of thousands of people.

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