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November 08, 2017

USAToday Wants to "Rap" With You Kids About the AR-15

You'll know the part when you see it.

A look at the gun used in the Texas church shooting. https://t.co/xdxIf5fR77 pic.twitter.com/sUY1mCCLZC
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 8, 2017

In case you want to skip to the punchline, or aren't sure what the ridiculous part is, you can click on this screencap, but you should try watching the video first, because it's funnier with the set-up.

This is apparently very real. The vid is from USAToday's account.

This isn't a joke, although it looks like a joke. The joke is accidental -- they think this is real.

Update: Now this is going too far -- if they can add this modification to an AR-15, they need to be banned immediately.

Now with new roundhouse kick lethal potential (H/T @BubbaRadio) pic.twitter.com/AuUuGV11w9
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 8, 2017

That's Racist Update:

Watch out for this modification: pic.twitter.com/R6uJ5zoxBw
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) November 8, 2017

That's racist.

If Only! Update:

pic.twitter.com/LBIkWzJR3e
— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 8, 2017

If only!

We Have Top Guns Working on the Modifications.

Who?!

Top. Guns. Update:

And this is legal? We've gotta get these things off the shelves. pic.twitter.com/SnohqfSol2
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 8, 2017

posted by Ace at 03:57 PM

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A look at the gun used in the Texas church shooting. https://t.co/xdxIf5fR77 pic.twitter.com/sUY1mCCLZC — USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 8, 2017 In case you want to skip to the punchline, or aren't sure what the ridiculous part is, you can click on this screencap, but you should try watching the video first, because it's funnier with the set-up. This is apparently very real. The vid is from USAToday's account. This isn't a joke, although it looks like a joke. The joke is accidental -- they think this is real. Update: Now this is going too far -- if they can add this modification to an AR-15, they need to be banned immediately. Now with new roundhouse kick lethal potential (H/T @BubbaRadio) pic.twitter.com/AuUuGV11w9 — Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 8, 2017 That's Racist Update: Watch out for this modification: pic.twitter.com/R6uJ5zoxBw — Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) November 8, 2017 That's racist. If Only! Update: pic.twitter.com/LBIkWzJR3e — jon gabriel (@exjon) November 8, 2017 If only! We Have Top Guns Working on the Modifications. *Who?!* Top. Guns. Update: And this is legal? We've gotta get these things off the shelves. pic.twitter.com/SnohqfSol2 — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 8, 2017 posted by Ace at 03:57 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd: "I went to an Internecine Christian Squabbles threa ..." 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