Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/18/17)

Quote I

It's a Bill of Rights not a Bill of Needs. Ted Nugent

Quote II

“When someone calls you a racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe because you happen to disagree with them about tax policy or same-sex marriage or abortion, that’s bullying. When someone slanders you because you happen to disagree with them about global warming or the government shutdown, that’s bullying. When someone labels you a bad human being because they disagree with you, they are bullying you. They are attacking your character without justification. That’s nasty. In fact, it makes them nasty.”
― Ben Shapiro

Quote III

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. Daniel Boone

Chill out. Meditate.

As we approach the gift giving season. Honey, if you're reading tonight, I want one of these.

Melissa does San Antonio or at least Adam.

An amorous Texas couple was arrested after they were caught having sex inside a theater at a multiplex in San Antonio, according to cops who reported that one of the suspects explained that, “We were just having a little fun!”

Bexar County Sheriff’s Office deputies were dispatched last Thursday to the sprawling Santikos Casa Blanca theater in response to a 12:10 AM lewd conduct call. Two employees told cops that a man and woman were seen having sex in theater #13. A police report does not indicate what movie was playing at the time.

Why take care of your fellow Muslim when you can raise lettuce on Mars?

The UAE, a country where millions live off desalinated ocean water, says its next survival challenge will be figuring out how to grow fruits and vegetables on the surface of Mars. Obscene amounts of money are being invested by its space agency on a massive facility where they’ll use their desert mastery to cultivate lettuce, tomatoes, strawberries, and dates in their own backyard — which, they’ve realized, isn’t so different from Mars. The plan was announced at this week’s Dubai Airshow, where officials posed the very legitimate question of who, besides them, the space industry could trust to potentially blow millions on a big Matt Damon Martian lab?

Vintage WTF photos.

You'll get a chuckle or two.

19 Pictures A Mature Adult Shouldn’t Laugh At, But Will Anyway.

#13 cracked us up here at Casa Misanthrope.

November 18, 1972, Singer, songwriter Danny Whitten died of a drug overdose aged 29. He was a member of Neil Young's Crazy Horse and writer of 'I Don't Wanna Talk About It', covered by Rod Stewart, Rita Coolidge and Everything But The Girl. The Neil Young song ‘The Needle and the Damage Done’ was written about Whitten’s heroin use (before he died of an overdose). via thisdayinmusic.com

Wow, drunk and geographically challenged is tonight's Genius Award Winner.

Living the Golden Rule, Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:34 PM

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