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June 13, 2019

Jake Tapper Performs More Fluffer Duties On Boss Jeff Zucker (Brian Stelter Had a Prior Fluffing Engagement);
Then Jeff Zucker Makes a Sexually-Suggestive Remark About Alysin Camarota

Easy there, Short Round. Alysin Camarota can't be relied upon to keep your sexually-harassing behavior on the QT.

Via Twitchy, this is just... well, it's CNN. What were you expecting?

Jake Tapper, always looking to portray himself as a hero reporter, manages to compliment himself his own bravery while fluffing up Jeff Zucker's pud:



And then Jeff Zucker shows how ballsy he is by suggesting that he thinks of waking up next to Alysin Camerota:


Is there a single "Male Feminist Ally" who doesn't use that presumed status as a cover for his Creeping proclivities?

Also from Twitchy: Don Lemon and Jim Acosta insist that neither they nor CNN is out to get Trump, or have any kind of liberal bias:



My goodness, but these people sure compliment themselves a lot. They're always claiming they're brave and super-important and super-dedicated to the truth.

Meanwhile they lie about everything: Beginning with their most basic ideological priors.

Hello, they lied.

And by the way:



And also:



Go fuck yourself, soyboy beta cuck hack.

You can take the boy out of Salon, but you can't take Salon out of the boy.

And yet all the cucks will line up to tell you how "fair" he is, because he links their anti-Trump or anti-Republican posts, and only those posts.

They think they're "friends." No, he's using you to promote himself, and then gives your anti-Republican posts links to promote the Democrat Party, while making you stupid weaklings and pathetic "star" fuckers feel special and validated.


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