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June 28, 2019

Is This Something?

Um, no it's not.

Can you spot all the ways in which this is nothing?

Hint: In this trailer alone, there are 127 ways in which this is nothing. How many can you spot?

WOKE!!!

Women can do whatever they want, except competently direct an action movie. Grace Randolf called it Forever 21: The Movie.

Meanwhile, a movie that looks big, dumb, and fun is Hobbs and Shaw.

They've been doing whole CGI stunts for a while now, but they always look super-fake.

Here, they look pretty good. The motorcycle stuff is what I'm thinking of. I know it's CGI because you cannot physically do these stunts, but just by the eye alone, they look pretty real.

Added: More rehashed trash.

The park is closed. The moose outside that's been beaten to death for 35 years should have told ya.

Some of Elizabeth Banks' previous work, for Hillary Clinton and the Democrat National convention in 2016:

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