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Gun Thread: Customer Service [Weasel] | Main | The Morning Report - 6/3/19
June 02, 2019

(6/2/19)Sunday Overnight Open Thread



The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor’s shoulder is to pat him on the back. Unknown

Quote II

Through hard work, perseverance and a faith in God, you can live your dreams. Ben Carson

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