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June 12, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"The sexualization of our children proceeds apace. You all know about Drag Queen Story Hour, right? It's when drag queens go to local public libraries and do a 'story hour' for young children. Yes, this is a thing. They've even got a website. Look at the photo accompanying this article. And you thought clowns were creepy. But if you object to this, they go all wide-eyed innocent and ask you what you have against story time and reading books. Indeed, in order to maintain their claim that exposing young children to a sexualized atmosphere is harmless, they switch back and forth between the motte and the bailey at near light speed. But their website says, quote, DQSH captures the imagination and play of the gender fluidity of childhood and gives kids glamorous, positive, and unabashedly queer role models. In spaces like this, kids are able to see people who defy rigid gender restrictions and imagine a world where people can present as they wish, where dress up is real, unquote. So, they admit it up front: it's not about the reading. It's about inculcating left-wing cultural values. It's about acclimating children to the abnormal, the bizarre and the perverse. Because the inclination of any normal, healthy child when they see these grotesque mutant freaks is to run like hell in the opposite direction. Therefore this instinctual revulsion must needs to be attenuated, and the way this is accomplished is by constant exposure. In short, it's a grooming step. It's an attempt to soften the target for later sexual exploitation. The sad part is that these are voluntary reading programs. The children are there because their parents take them there. Now what kind of a parent would bring their child into a story hour run by pervert drag queens? They must be like those idiot parents who let their kids accept an invitation to a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house. The mind boggles at the stupidity"

You Thought I Was Kidding, Didn't You?

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It Just Keeps Getting Worse and Worse:

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There Are No Words:

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OK, Enough:

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And Now, The Captain Ron Reboot Featuring Florida Man:

Very Cute:

(h/t Tami)

Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Monday's celebs: Sue Lyon and Australian actor James Mason (the connection here is that he has the same name a more famous actor who starred with Sue Lyon in 1962's Lolita.

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Praise Reports:

Satrose's husband of 25 years, going to church for past 6 months after never having attended. He is seeking God. She's been praying for him every day for 23 years. Asked for prayers that Sam might accept the Holy Spirit's prompting for salvation.

Tony In Tampa reports that his 92 grandmother has been released from managed care to her home after having a stro ke. She made remarkable progress which is a “gift from God.” Tony wanted to send regards and thanks to all who prayed.

Texican-ette’s friend had no cancer in her biopsy. She thanks everyone for their prayers.

Michelle’s son who had a bad car accident, has made great progress and is working hard. He will be in rehab, hip fracture too severe so he can’t come home yet. Michelle thanks people for prayers and to asks you please continue with them.

Job needs:

Fenelon’s congregant “D” is waiting to get a job in his field , Had big interview with higher ups in company on Friday. Really need this job

Anonymous Poster needs prayer so that he not lose another job. Also needs peace of mind too as where he works in very noisy.

Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.

Insommniac Is looking for job.

PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job

Updates and new requests:

-Sock_rat-teez. He had final follow up with surgical team. Waiting for treatment for lung embolism so he can hopefully go for reversal of colostomy surgery in 3 to 6 months. Prayers for complete healing and strength for Mrs. Eeze who has been carrying the load while he’s been sick.

5/27-Old Dog in Missouri's wife has come home as of last update Fenelon had. Prayers for complete healing for her from cancer and strength for dear Old Dog and his daughter who are with her around the clock.

5/27-Old Dog in Missouri's wife has come home as of last update Fenelon had. Prayers for complete healing for her from cancer and strength for dear Old Dog and his daughter who are with her around the clock.

5/1-Please continue to keep Slapweasel in prayer for a transplant donor and for strength for his caring for his parents.

5/1-Cheribebe says cancer is spreading. She needs new cancer chemo regimen which is very expensive and asks for prayers to God for healing as well as help regarding finances.

5/13 Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor exposed to muriatic acid fumes which damaged lungs and throat. Getting trouble in seeing a competent physician and still having effects from previous car accident-not her fault. Prayers for access to health care and speedy recover.

5/13-Fox2! _friend MaryBeth just diagnosed with aggressive form of bladder cancer-not best candidate for best option of Immuno therapy treatment.

5/14-Grumpy’s friend Rhett fell off roof, broke 3 ribs and wrist and has lacerated liver. Now in rehab. Needs prayers for healing.

5/14-Kraken’s friend died, and Kraken’s dog of 12 years died as well. Prayers for all concerned.

5/14-Tami’s daughter had cancer surgery, Prayers for complete healing.

5/14 Anonymous poster asked for prayers for Johnny-who had brain stem stroke

5/21-Poster Circa’ s brother is batting cancer. Prayers for complete healing are greatly appreciated

5/21 VN Red Leg Recently had prostrate removed. Surgery was successful but cancer has gotten into lymph nodes. Waiting until July 1st for next PSA test to see if he needs radiation and hormone therapy, Will be meeting with doctor and nurse on 30th to discuss next step. Praying for mercy and healing.

5/25-browndog had a clean bone and CAT scan. Cancer confined to prostate. Can put off treatment until later in the year, allowing him to finish power lifting career. He thanks everyone for their prayers and thoughts for healing.

5/27-redc1c4s Dad getting radiation and aggressive chemo for multiple myeloma at City of Hope. Short term prognosis is unknown. Long term prognosis is "terminal." Prayers for wisdom and insight for doctors, strength and healing for he and his family. Prostate cancer is next on list if multiple myleoma can be dealt with.

5/27 Texican-ette asked for prayers for her BF who is having a breast biopsy next week and is very scared. Prayers for the calming presence of God with her and good news.

5-28-Bye Gone asked for prayer for friend Scott M. recently diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and needs a miracle of healing.

5-28-Fixerupper's mother, Dorothy, is having kidney function issues and will need to start dialysis if specialist can't improve kidney function. Prayers for complete healing.

5/28-Fenelon asks for prayers for healing for Jessie, the very dear but elderly organist who is having terrible pain with repeated gallstones even though her gallbladder has been removed. Also prayer for “Lil” recovering from valve replacement 6/1 Farmer had fall and is now in his second cast, It’s hard to be laid up. Please pray for complete healing.

5/28-Prayers for Michelle son’s Ian who is in the ICU after a really bad car accidents. Prayers for strength for rest of family too

6/1-Rickl had been hospitalized for issues related to his brain tumor. Please pray for his healing. He is trying some non traditional remedies.

6/1-Blaster’s son needs healing and wisdom and rough places made smooth in relationship with family

6/5-SMH having colonscopy today. Prayers for good outcome.

6/5-mpfs-having MS treatment today. Prayers for successful treatment.

6/5-Fenelon’s son is having mental health issues. Please pray for healing.

6/6-Suzanne’s friend, Kevin, was told he has 6 months to live. He is praying for a miracle.

6/7-Poster “ Bete in reflection” has cancer and needs healing.

6/7- Prayers for Jane Doh’s husband and Jane as they deal with his diabetes diagnosis. Prayers for wisdom for doctors as they deal with this condition.

6/7-Natrium’s father-in-law, a retired lieutenant colonel is dying. Comfort and peace for his wife and her dad.

6/10-Antisocialist after a year and a half of clean scan and good blood work, something came up on last CT scan. Antisocialist is scared and asked for prayers.

6/11-Hogmartin grandmother, Sofia, was admitted to ER. Had arterial bleed. At her age, surgery is not an option. Hogmartin asked for comfort, peace, and healing.

6/11-redc1c4’s dad moved to a new nursing station where they could monitor his health. Prayers that the apparent progress of his dad continues. Wisdom and insight for caregivers trying to understand the medical sidebar mysteries, as well as understanding and strength for those who care for him daily. They need it as well as the rest of the family.

6/11-redc1c4 asked for prayers for “Doc and his wife” on ward A at City of Hope hospital. He was a medis in Vietnam. His Wife has inoperable liver cancer. Prayers for healing, strength, peace, and wisdom for caregivers and generally for family to bear burdens.

6/1 prayers for usntakin and wife-He and his wife need help with major mobility issues and pain

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:


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