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June 05, 2019

Salesforce Is The Newest #Woke Corporation, This Time Joining the Anti-Gun-Rights Movement

Corporations are people too, my friend.

Very left-wing people, as it turns out.

Multibillion-dollar business software provider Salesforce announced on Thursday that it would no longer do business with anyone who legally sells certain firearms or ammunition magazines.

The corporation, worth around $120 billion, updated its Acceptable Use and External Facing Services Policy to ban anyone using their software from selling nearly all modern semiautomatic rifles and many other semiautomatic firearms. The policy outlines the kind of legal firearms and firearms accessories that cannot be sold using the company's software. Those include any semiautomatic firearm that can accept a detachable magazine and any of the following features: "thumbhole stock, folding or telescoping stock, grenade launcher or flare launcher, flash or sound suppressor, forward pistol grip, pistol grip (in the case of a rifle) or second pistol grip (in the case of a pistol), barrel shroud."

That criteria would preclude any retailer who works with Salesforce from selling AR-15s, the country's most popular rifle, and nearly all modern rifles readily available in most states. The policy, however, goes further than banning just AR-15s and similar rifles. It also bans the sale of ammunition magazines capable of holding more than 10 rounds--magazines of that capacity or greater come standard with most handguns and rifles for sale in the United States.

The National Divorce is already happening, corporation by corporation. We are no longer acting as if we are one people, but instead managing our lives to only live with, and even sell to, our own kind.

This is good; with our affairs largely already separated, it will make the true, legal National Divorce super-easy, barely an inconvenience.


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