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The Morning Report - 6/5/19![]() Good morning kids. Immigration and amnesty top the news for this Wednesday, and straight off, the House Democrats passed a gigantic amnesty bill yesterday, which is not that surprising given the effectiveness in making the Mexican government cry uncle in the face of Trump's tariffs. What also is not surprising any more so much as it is disgusting is that seven GOP-e stooges voted with them. And to add insult to injury, we have the GOP-e in the Senate balking at Trump's tariff's with Mexico and China, despite the aforementioned about the former and the huge gain in the stock market with the news that the Fed is going to keep interest rates low in order to bolster both the economy and the President's winning hand with the Chi-Coms. Funny how Cocaine Mitch, or with Peter Scheweizer's revelations about him and his wife now to be renamed Kung Pao Wow Chao is leading that Greek chorus of flunkies, crooks and sell-outs. Funny as in disgusting. The title of that link is right; Trump has Mexico over a barrel as he does both the Dems and the GOP-e if they go against him on this. Not just politically, since a wide swathe of Americans along with the base are already with him on these issues, but because his policies are demonstrably shown to be working and fly in the face of the propaganda. Elsewhere, Lindsey Graham who is seemingly now with Trump and hawkish on the border is set to introduce a GOP immigration and border bill in the Senate. Should I be scared? In any case, Trump still holds the upper hand and doubtless will veto anything that is not border wall, rule of law and common sense focused. Lastly, a chilling look at how Islamism plays into the Left's hands vis a vis open borders and amnesty. Moving on to the Clinton/Obama Anti-Trump Coup + Mueller Deception and Cover-Up, we have now entered into the total farce phase with the Dem-Left-Media Complex. The House is, get this, going to call John Dean of Watergate infamy up to testify as an expert witness on something, anything that the propagandists can convert into a headline. Total joke and waste of taxpayer money. Meanwhile, Margot Cleveland over at The Federalist raises the cromulent question of why did the Obama regime ignore reports of Russian election meddling? People need to be reminded, because the media sure isn't going to, that all of this garbage happened on Obama's watch. And, of course, that is all a dodge since I believe Obama and Clinton started this entire thing and merely used Russia as a convenient dodge to deflect their crimes, as well as the original means with which to infiltrate the Trump campaign and nascent presidency to take him down. Moving on to the Dem Scandal Sheet and Offical Joo-Hate Files, well looky here! Creepy Groper Veep Joe Bidet is not just a creepy groper but a serial liar. First he rips off Neil Kinnock, then he's exposed as having lied about marching in SELL-muh!, and now his entire climate change/enviro platform has been virtually lifted in its entirety from a variety of sources. Well, as Paul Simon once quipped "amateurs copy, but professionals steal." Sorry, no Democrat Joo-hate to report today (I know you're disappointed). To politics we go and we have a slew of links on Chiquita Khruschev AOC which either indicate abject tone-deaf pig ignorance or something more sinister about who and what she is (meh, I believe she's a bug-eyed, big-uddered buck-toothed sock puppet). First, she gets ripped by DC restaurants for the $15 minimum wage, then she spouts insanity about free housing before businesses "have the right" to make a profit and most alarmingly, her revelatory use and inflection of the slang "bourgie," short for "bourgeoisie." Behind the scenes, her fellow female fraud Ayana Pressley is using her PAC to oust incumbents to pimp Maoists. We also have a couple of Fauxca-Has-Been links on her staff unionizing and her getting her crabs steamed over comparison of her economic policy to Trump's. Meanwhile Bill De Bolshevik on Fox means he's desperate for an audience, how do Dems square vote-buying with family-oriented lucre when they now eschew families and babies, and Rabbi Fischer loves him some OrangeManBad. First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: Google forced to remove a disgusting Trump-Ivanka search engine top hit, the "nasty" smear vis a vis Miss Markle, Trump's EPA chief fires back at misquotes and outright lies about him, Sohrab Ahmari is right, and CNN has statistically negligible viewership, and falling. Guns: Coonman Baby-Killer Northam is standing on the corpses of the Virginia Beach victims of the black Democrat government employee to call for more gun grabbing, and the call to ban silencers. Foreign Desk: The President and First Lady are triumphant in the UK, hooligans force bobbies to sequester Trump supporters in a pub, Jeffrey Lord on Sad-Dick Con as globalist swamp thing, what the hell is Boris Johnson thinking, May's departure may complicate Brexit, US Iran hawks make final push to shit-can Obama's nuke sellout, and two fine links on the Tiananmen anniversary and the portents for the future. DEE-Fense: An essay on the necessity more than ever of peace through strength. We-All-Slam-For-I-Slam: Jihad infiltrates the movies and I have a coexist bumper sticker so you take me off the terror watch list or I keeeeeel you! Domestic News: We already touched upon Kung Pao Wow Chao McYertle's fecklessness (and maybe duplicitousness) on tariffs, tell me once again, Bill Maher, how the rest of the country needs to be like blue shit-hole cities like mine, special ed teacher is a piece of shit, and the free university myth. Red Greens: Fauxca-Has-Been really is a disgusting, high-pitched, whiny liar of a waste of space comparing the "climate change" swindle to World War 2, and the summer of "climate change" discontent. Feminazism, Homosexualization, Transgender Psychosis: Most people polled oppose junk-tucking freaks competing as women, US bishop speaks the truth, along with civil rights, the Dems try to rewrite history on women's suffrage, and Melania Trump is truly an icon. The most beautiful and gracious First Lady ever, IMHO. Hither and Yon: What's this? Tank Abrams warns about boycotting Georgia over the abortion law. Also, Chernobyl producer stunned to learn he made a movie that is a scathing indictment of socialism and big government, Russia cuts homo sex scene in Elton John biopic (kolluzhnikov!), the Bachelorette - dumber than Chiquita Khruschev?, and lastly the Left is out to gut the conservative bastion of gaming, wear it's carcass as a skin-suit and demand respect. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed. NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.
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