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June 04, 2019

Black Radio Host to Elizabeth Warren, About Her Claims of Being a Cherokee: "You're kind of like Rachel Dolezal"

Why, yes. Except worse. Rachel Dolezal really wanted to be black and lived, to the extent she could, as a black woman.

You may think she was batty, but she sincerely wanted to be black, and as much as she could, did so. While serving in a black organization (the NAACP).

Elizabeth Warren just ticked off the "Native American" box when she was looking for a promotion.

Elizabeth Warren's honestly Indian fellow profs and students were surprised to hear about her claims of being an Indian. Some noted that she never showed up for the various functions and events.

Watch @cthagod grill @ewarren on her heritage. "When did you find out that you weren't [Native American]?" "Were there any benefits to that?" "You sound like the original Rachel Dolezal a little bit" @breakfastclubam pic.twitter.com/GFzH8JqSqN
— Sarah Dolan (@sarahedolan) May 31, 2019

And since then, Elizabeth Warren has put on another ready-to-wear identity: She's now not just gay, but SupraGay, and Looooovin' It!

#PrideMonth is a celebration. And it’s a time to remember the trailblazers who fought for LGBTQ+ civil rights. Today—and every day—we renew our commitment to fight until everyone can live proudly, without fear. I’ll be right there alongside you. Happy #Pride! pic.twitter.com/uyHe6SQ8PY
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) June 2, 2019

It's apparently Gay Pride Month, which is a real tradition that wasn't just started by people on Twitter ten minutes ago.

Which means it's time for #Woke Corporations, by which we mean just "corporations," period, to fly the Gay Flag for a month.

This twitter string from "Woke Capital" shows all the corporate signalling.

Let's enjoy the Ritual Affirmations and call-and-response prayers:

Discover is enthusiastic about young boys at Pride. Really makes ya think 🤔 pic.twitter.com/yNjBSoyn0U
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 2, 2019

Another gay bank. Also just noticed that this year's Pride hashtag rainbow flag has a white stripe in the middle.

White Supremacy rears its ugly head even in the gay community smdh. pic.twitter.com/qyZlub8NOF
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 2, 2019

Budweiser is really racing out ahead of the pack. Too many tweets to fit into this, so stay tuned. pic.twitter.com/v5kp9YZNti
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019

I still crack up to this day about the inclusion of black and brown in the rainbow coalition. It originated as a 4chan meme, but Philadelphia took it seriously. pic.twitter.com/XAWXU0BrzI
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019

What he means is that 4chan started a hoax campaign demanding that black and brown be included in the gay rainbow, to signal that minorities are welcome too, and people actually started obeying their hoax Social Justice Warrior demands.

Starbucks giving that extra shot of soy-based pozload pride in your coffee.

Namecheck: Born This Way Foundation. pic.twitter.com/hrBgcUjsW0
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019

"Poz" is apparently slang for "positive," as in "HIV positive," as in being either HIV positive or having a positive attitude about sex with someone with HIV.

I'm learning here just like you are.

Credit Suisse is the company that gave a female executive of the year award to a guy (Pips Bunce) who crossdresses 50% of the time. Actually kinda based when I think about it... women eternally BTFO pic.twitter.com/NboR2zfDPz
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019

Goldman flexxin' on the Mormons. pic.twitter.com/M5cBnewk6K
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019

Citi enters the arena. pic.twitter.com/tTDuoWn8D2
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019

It's pretty much All The Banks.

Are you sure you'll still be allowed to have a checking account by next year?

David French says, "Don't worry, be happy!"

You're tellin' me homeboy's got two moms and neither one of 'em knows how to make homemade rice krispies treats? pic.twitter.com/ezW04RjXCu
— Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019

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Elizabeth Warren just ticked off the "Native American" box when she was looking for a promotion. Elizabeth Warren's honestly Indian fellow profs and students were surprised to hear about her claims of being an Indian. Some noted that she never showed up for the various functions and events. Watch @cthagod grill @ewarren on her heritage. "When did you find out that you weren't [Native American]?" "Were there any benefits to that?" "You sound like the original Rachel Dolezal a little bit" @breakfastclubam pic.twitter.com/GFzH8JqSqN — Sarah Dolan (@sarahedolan) May 31, 2019 And since then, Elizabeth Warren has put on another ready-to-wear identity: She's now not just gay, but SupraGay, and Looooovin' It! #PrideMonth is a celebration. And it’s a time to remember the trailblazers who fought for LGBTQ+ civil rights. Today—and every day—we renew our commitment to fight until everyone can live proudly, without fear. I’ll be right there alongside you. Happy #Pride! pic.twitter.com/uyHe6SQ8PY — Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) June 2, 2019 It's apparently Gay Pride Month, which is a real tradition that wasn't just started by people on Twitter ten minutes ago. Which means it's time for #Woke Corporations, by which we mean just "corporations," period, to fly the Gay Flag for a month. This twitter string from "Woke Capital" shows all the corporate signalling. Let's enjoy the Ritual Affirmations and call-and-response prayers: Discover is enthusiastic about young boys at Pride. Really makes ya think 🤔 pic.twitter.com/yNjBSoyn0U — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 2, 2019 Another gay bank. Also just noticed that this year's Pride hashtag rainbow flag has a white stripe in the middle. White Supremacy rears its ugly head even in the gay community smdh. pic.twitter.com/qyZlub8NOF — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 2, 2019 Budweiser is really racing out ahead of the pack. Too many tweets to fit into this, so stay tuned. pic.twitter.com/v5kp9YZNti — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019 I still crack up to this day about the inclusion of black and brown in the rainbow coalition. It originated as a 4chan meme, but Philadelphia took it seriously. pic.twitter.com/XAWXU0BrzI — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019 What he means is that 4chan started a hoax campaign demanding that black and brown be included in the gay rainbow, to signal that minorities are welcome too, and people actually started obeying their hoax Social Justice Warrior demands. Starbucks giving that extra shot of soy-based pozload pride in your coffee. Namecheck: Born This Way Foundation. pic.twitter.com/hrBgcUjsW0 — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019 "Poz" is apparently slang for "positive," as in "HIV positive," as in being either HIV positive or having a positive attitude about sex with someone with HIV. I'm learning here just like you are. Credit Suisse is the company that gave a female executive of the year award to a guy (Pips Bunce) who crossdresses 50% of the time. Actually kinda based when I think about it... women eternally BTFO pic.twitter.com/NboR2zfDPz — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019 Goldman flexxin' on the Mormons. pic.twitter.com/M5cBnewk6K — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019 Citi enters the arena. pic.twitter.com/tTDuoWn8D2 — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 3, 2019 It's pretty much All The Banks. Are you sure you'll still be allowed to have a checking account by next year? David French says, "Don't worry, be happy!" 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