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September 22, 2015

In England, Which is Weird, "Ginger Extremist" Convicted for Plotting to Poison as Many Non-Redheads As Possible

He felt "belittled" by society for being a ginger. Oh and he was a white nationalist too.

He was convicted at a retrial Tuesday of terrorism related offenses for plotting a mass cyanide attack. Police said he had the materials to make enough of the poison to potentially kill 2,500 people.

Along with the manuals found in his room, police said they found his own writings in a diary that detailed his animosity toward what he deemed non-Aryan races.


He also spoke in his diary of a desire to kill Britain's Prince Charles and his son Prince William, to enable the red-haired Prince Harry to inherit the throne.

"He is protected but not too protected. I would sacrifice my life for that one shot. Kill Charles and William and Harry become king. Kill the tyrants," he reportedly said in his diary.

May God have mercy on the soul that, being a ginger, he does not have.

And really, England is weird. David Cameron is being accused by a former donor of having participated in a strange initiation at an Oxford drinking club: specifically (content warning) of having put his penis inside the mouth of a dead pig.

The bizarre, and possibly illegal act, allegedly took place during the initiation for a debauched and secretive society at the University of Oxford. The lurid details are described in an extraordinary, unauthorized biography of the British prime minister written by the former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party.

Downing Street has refused to comment on the alleged indiscretion, which is being described as his "Bae of Pigs" crisis on Twitter.

Lord Ashcroft’s book also alleges that Cameron was a member of a "dope smoking group" called the Flam Club and repeats rumors that cocaine was allowed to circulate openly at the future prime minister’s home in London. Ashcroft, who gave more than $12 million to the party, accuses Cameron of appearing lazy and unreliable and says his own campaign chief described him as a "posh c***."

Lord Ashcroft and co-author Isabel Oakeshott--former political editor of The Sunday Times--claim they were told about the pig’s head by "a distinguished Oxford contemporary" who also went on to become a Member of Parliament.

It was claimed that Cameron took part in an initiation ceremony to join the Piers Gaveston society, a notorious Oxford club that takes its name from the reputed gay lover of King Edward II. The magazine Tatler, Britain’s leading arbiter of the aristocracy, describes the group as Oxford’s "coolest" drinking society, with an annual summer party that is "basically a very well-organized orgy." Hugh Grant was once a member.

I'd pay money to see Hugh Grant do his Charming Stammering schtick as he apologizes profusely to a dead pig he's about to put his penis into.

Eh, who cares.

More: Apparently the donor wrote the book (or commissioned it to be written) because Cameron did not give him a posting that he promised him, should he win power.

Also, writer James Delingpole has simultaneously disclosed that he used to smoke pot with Cameron at Oxford, and that Cameron "permitted" cocaine to be circulated around their house. I guess Cameron was like the president of the frat or something.

Still not caring all that much.


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