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September 09, 2015

Iranian Supreme Leader Makes Ominous Threat to World: We Have the Ability to Alter Every Woman's Smile Via Photoshop And Allah Himself Has Willed We Do So

Wow, that's major.

But fortunately, he didn't threaten that.

He threatened something much less serious.

He just threatened to destroy Israel with his Obama Nukes, and to "worry" us at every turn with Iranian-funded jihadists.

Iran’s Supreme Leader has said Tehran will not negotiate with the United States on any issue after the landmark nuclear deal with world powers in July, according to his official website on Wednesday.

The comments appeared to contradict more moderate president Hassan Rouhani, who said on Tuesday the Islamic Republic was ready to hold talks with the United States on ways to resolve Syria’s civil war.

“We negotiated with the U.S. on the nuclear issue for specific reasons. (The Americans) behaved well in the talks, but we didn’t and we won’t allow negotiation with the Americans on other issues,” Ayatollah Khamenei was quoted as saying.

“The Americans are not hiding their animosity towards Iran… Americans in the Congress are plotting and passing bills against us… Negotiations are a tool for them to influence Iran and to impose their will,” Ayatollah Khamenei said to hundreds of visitors to his offices.

Meanwhile, McConnell is so gung-ho to stop this terrible deal he has ruled out even delaying it.

Once again, his calculus is that he gives up American national security in exchange for having that wonderful "issue to run on."

We're not supposed to notice, though, that he's every bit as responsible for this as Obama.

Supposedly, Boehner has "caved" with some "compromise" on this, but I sort of am guessing this is yet more Failure Theater; I'm reaching out to some folks who are actually opposed to the Iran Deal to find out if it's real or another fake-out.


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