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September 09, 2015

New SJW Outrage: Using Photoshop on a Picture of a Woman to Make Her Smile More

It's just like foot-binding, except with Photoshop!!!

So, when Apple was demoing its new phones and iPads, they made the problematic choice of demonstrating some photo-editing program I guess comes on board with the phone. They took a picture of a woman, and used the program to lift up the corners of her mouth, to make her smile.

Well.

A room applauding someone brightening up a model's smile is kind of vaguely awkward and kind of creepy.
— Nicole Lee (@nicole) September 9, 2015

John Sexton has dubbed this new Outrage "Man-shopping," and has called for any of those practicing it to be murdered.

No but really several of the shrieking Maenads called for physical violence over this (see the first link).

What I like most about modern SJW feminists is how they completely disprove all those old hoary negative stereotypes about women, like the old saw that they get hysterical over trivial matters usually related to fashion and beauty.

Below, a Song of Solidarity for the Feminist Social Justice Warriors who brought this outrage to our attention.

posted by Ace at 02:54 PM

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They took a picture of a woman, and used the program to lift up the corners of her mouth, to make her smile. Well. A room applauding someone brightening up a model's smile is kind of vaguely awkward and kind of creepy. — Nicole Lee (@nicole) September 9, 2015 John Sexton has dubbed this new Outrage "Man-shopping," and has called for any of those practicing it to be murdered. No but really several of the shrieking Maenads called for physical violence over this (see the first link). What I like most about modern SJW feminists is how they completely disprove all those old hoary negative stereotypes about women, like the old saw that they get hysterical over trivial matters usually related to fashion and beauty. 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