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August 10, 2016

Man Climbs Trump Tower Using Suction Cups; Suspected Motive is Just Trying to Give Shep Smith Some Purpose and Reason For Putting On His Make-Up Today

Shep Smith, The Action News Man, is on air to answer all of your detailed questions about Which Way Is Up and such.

The only thing that gives Shep more of a Hot News Boner is a nice juicy school shooting.

By the way, the fake/archive "Heavy Metal Music" that accompanies this video is just horrible, and making it even worse is that the daredevil the music is attempting to give a frisson of coolness to is moving as slowly as Hillary ascending the stairs.

As in auto racing, the biggest reason to watch is the possibility of a crash. But this guy's so boring I think he'd fall in slow motion.

I dig daredevils and stunts and I know climbing is tough but, I don't know. Dude, chop-chop. Let's pick up the pace. I feel like I'm watching an M. Night Shyamalan movie starring Judy Densch.

Update: NeverTrump people just nominated this guy to run for president in a single territory (Guam).



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