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August 27, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News [Mis. Hum.]

YES, I AM

Happy Saturday!!! Can you believe it's the last Saturday before Labor Day Weekend? Gosh, where has the summer gone?

Here are a few things that didn't make the news dump this past week. Consider this an open thread.

She should have sought mental health benefits
Bonnie & Clyde were pi$$ed at one of their gang members. 4 page letter ensues
Reason 69 to avoid the beach
At age 63 aren't you a little old to be the center of attention? Just asking.
Dude! Let go.
How was your day at work?
That's what you call an unforgettable ride
I actually chuckled out loud at this one
Car crash leaves a mark. Damn that had to hurt
What else is there to do in a town of 150?
Getting stuck in a Porta-Potty is the least of this guy's troubles. I wonder if he still lives in his parent's basement? Truly a Genius Award Winner!

So digest on these stories for awhile if you wish. Or you can carry on with an open thread. Remember be safe and place nice.

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