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August 21, 2016

Sunday Night Overnight Open Thread (8/21/16) [Mis. Hum.]


Pants Optional Edition

Speaking of pants optional, you never know what you will see floating down stream.

Fat, drunk & pantless is no way to teach school.

History Lesson

This past Thursday, August 18th, the 19th Amendment was passed.

The 19th Amendment to the Constitution, guaranteeing women the right to vote, was ratified by Tennessee, giving it the two-thirds majority of state ratification necessary to make it the law of the land.

Speaking of women voting, lets see one Sally Kohn travel to the M.E and proclaim her right to vote, drive a car and be a lesbian. Not only is she a feminist,she's also a Sharia Law expert. You go Girl.


Do we have moar Morons in Australia than first originally thought? Toilet paper to the rescue. Job well done. h/t Vendette.

We changed our minds, there will be math.

Bananas are facing extinction.



Things To Keep You On Your Toes

Rumor has it that there are some Morons around here that enjoy using power tools. If you are a novice, even if you are a pro, Here's a list that can kill you. And we're not talking about your significant other's spouse.


According to the calendar it is still summer. So that means plant life is still growing and you Morons are still going outside. Here are some plants you need to avoid! But in case you do, there are some remedies as well.


It looks like the ruling class is getting nervous.

Socialistic utopia continues to circle down the drain

Let them eat cake dirt.

Where are the proud American Socialists?

Love Is A Many Splendored Thing

What are/were your pick up lines? How did you find your dates, blind dates, work encounters, online dating ? What's a pick up line that you would use at a funeral? Sorry about your son, but you are hawt, hawt, hawt! This is one odd couple and 2 odd families.


What did Shakespeare say?The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. It seems students are having a difficult time graduating.

What are the odds that this guy gets to retain his job?

Do you have personal faults? What are they? Apathy? Ignorance? Procrastination? How to overcome procrastination. I really don't know and don't care about the other personal faults. But, then again we may get around to those in the future.

Education, the key to escaping the violence of the inner city.

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