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Overnight Open Thread (8-1-2016)As for Aleppo - once a relatively modern, multicultural, and secularesque city - look at what happened. This is the same plan. It's air strikes, allies, and intelligence. It's just spoken with MORE ENERGY. In other words, the Trump strategy is the Obama strategy is the Clinton strategy - with the addition of trash talk. Neither potential commander-in-chief has given the slightest inclination that they're willing to do what it takes to speed up Obama's slow-motion war. In any event, Clinton is responsible for helping create a Russian "Silicon Valley" that has enabled the Krelim to boost its military and surveillance capacity. And let's not forget her role in enabling Russia to gain control of one-fifth of all uranium production capacity in the United States. Returning to the real estate scandal, that makes a total of five...yes, FIVE ethics investigations that are ongoing regarding the Mayor's administration. He attempted to laugh off the mounting accusations during a Politico interview, but then wound up abruptly cancelling a second interview with the New York Daily News before he could be asked any more questions. Quote of the Day V - Because We're Givers Edition "Already it's known that many deadly diseases that afflict humans were originally acquired through contact with animals. However new research from the University of Warwick shows that pathogens can also jump the species barrier to move from humans to animals." But McConaughey doesn't want to be just a face. He has ideas. He's an idea man. And we know this because he said of his new job, "I don't want to be just a face. I have ideas. I'm an idea man." This brings us to my new favorite thing in the whole wide world, a segment I like to call Matthew McConaughey Talking About Millennials. The following are, I swear to God, real quotes, all of which I must insist you read in McConaughey's slow Texas drawl.
ISIS Mocks Those Who Claim Islam is a Religion of Peace, Explains 'Why We Hate You' in New Magazine After Big Losses Sore Loser Marilyn Mosby Looks at Changing the Rules The phenomena I have described are part of what I call the war on standards. Because adherence to reasonable standards is the hallmark of a successful people (as it is on a personal level), the war on standards is insidious. The End of the Women's Olympic Events Harper made the startling claim that we might see "an all-intersex podium in the 800 in Rio and I wouldn't be surprised to see as many as five intersex women in the eight-person final." Perhaps a better term would be the non-men's events. Obama: I'm Pretty Tired of Certain People Trash-talking America's Military and Troops Chinese Mole Uncovered Inside the FBI Today the Department of Justice revealed that a longtime employee of the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been charged with espionage on behalf of China, his homeland. Kun Shan Chun, who was employed by the FBI since 1997, was arrested back in March of this year and has already pleaded guilty to his betrayal. Hungry Venezuelans Weep at Sight of Food Tearful Venezuelans had gone weeks without basic food items like milk, flour and toilet paper. It's a sad but common part of daily life today in crisis-ridden Venezuela, a country that has the world's largest proven reserves of oil. Colombian officials estimate that about 100,000 Venezuelans crossed the border. Which almost certainly is neither. But what makes the video amusing is the amount of hate and dumbassery in the comments over a fairly innocuous video. It seems to be the consensus of commenters that the poster's penis is unusually small. And also that his mother performs sex acts for remuneration. Honeymooning on the Battlefields of WWII In 1947 Ernest Kreiling toured the battlefields of Europe by bike with his new bride and retraced the same ground that he had fought on as an American soldier. Gisele Bündchen to Be Assaulted and Robbed During the Olympic Opening Ceremony While "The Girl from Ipanema" is playing. It will be a "message of peace". The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit. Tonight's post brought to you by Zion: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. I like money. | Recent Comments
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