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August 11, 2016

Funny: Cartoonists "Rick and Morty" Read, Verbatim, a Court Transcript

This is pretty good. Allegedly this is a verbatim reading of the transcript of the State of Georgia vs. Denver Felton Allen.

You can compare to the actual transcript for accuracy.

Stuff is bleeped, but still, Content Warning. Not only does the defendant start letting loose with vulgar imperatives, but the judge gets into it as well.

If you can't watch this now, because you're at work or whatever, make sure you come back later to listen.

Thanks to Doctor Bewapitis.

Uncensored Version: Thanks to rustyB, here's the offensive version of the exchange.

posted by Ace at 05:42 PM

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