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August 06, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News [Mis. Hum.]

Happy Saturday Morons!!!!!! Can you believe this is the 1st weekend of NFL Football? Hall of Fame on Sunday evening. Green Bay Packers vs. Indianapolis Colts. Yes, it's preseason exhibition. But, its football.

Yikes, where has the time flown?

Here are a few items that didn't make this week's News Dump.

You don't need floss and he doesn't need tools
Alcohol. The elixir of the brave
Here, hold my beer. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey don't bogart that ~~joint, doobie, err I mean~~ I don't know what I mean.
Make your own circumcision jokes
Honey meet my wife. Honey meet my girlfriend. Oh yeah, I'm gone.
~~Food~~ Fight!
The government overreach is too much

Have a great weekend Morons. As ever, let's be careful in this open thread.

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