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August 29, 2016

Overnight Open Thread 08/29/16 - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

Good evening fellow Morons.

I'm keeping it short and sweet tonight, so let's get to it.

Let's start off with something we're all familiar with, an old proverb:

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions

Indeed.


What a waste. The poor thing probably suffocated to death.

BTW, this isn't the first Larry the Lobster to achieve worldwide fame.



I hear Eddie Murphy is going to be in theaters again soon with four films in the works including Beverly Hills Cop 4 and a biopic on Richard Pryor.


Speaking of drama...

Can you imagine her teen years?


The charm and grace of a gentleman.


And how was his graciousness returned?

Oh, I think you can recall:

The General Accounting Office, an investigative arm of Congress, said today that '"damage, theft, vandalism and pranks did occur in the White House complex'" in the presidential transition from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush. The agency put the cost at $13,000 to $14,000, including $4,850 to replace computer keyboards, many with damaged or missing W keys.

Some of the damage, it said, was clearly intentional. Glue was smeared on desk drawers. Messages disparaging President Bush were left on signs and in telephone voice mail. A few of the messages used profane or obscene language.

I wonder what the current occupants will leave behind. My guess is that even Obama will be classier than the Hillbillies.


And just one more thing:

Take that MTV. THIS is sexy, and she needed neither slutty videos nor even a svelte body to get the attention of everyone in the room.

have a good night and play nice, folks.

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