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November 14, 2005

You Don't Have to Be Human

...to live the Ace Of Spades Lifestyle.

Somebody should tell those zookeepers about Valu-Rite Vodka and Klonopin jello-shots.
But hold the Gila Monster venom. I don't think it has the same effect on giraffes.


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