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November 07, 2005

Italian TV Proves There Were WMD In Iraq... Used By America!

Apparently we used the Ultimate Weapon against Fallujah -- white phosphorous flares to illuminate the enemy.

Illuminate... or immolate? They're pretty close words when you think about it.

“I have felt it order to make attention because he came used phosphorus white man on Fallujah. In the military jargon he comes called Willy Pete. The phosphorus burns the bodies, quite melts them until boneses “, says a veteran of the war in Iraq to Sigfrido Ranucci, envoy of RAI News 24.

“I have seen the bodies burns you of women and children - the former American soldier adds - the phosphorus explodes and forms one cloud. Who finds itself in the beam of 150 meters is dealt “.

Italian TV has an upcoming scoop on another American chemical super-weapon-- injecting toxic lead capsules into the bodies of enemies through a secret technology codenamed "guns."


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