Mass-Murder's Popularity Takes A Hit

Al Qaeda offered an "explanation" for its most recent butchery:

Then late at night it posted a second statement on the internet "to explain to Muslims part of the reason the holy warriors targeted these dens." It said it had ordered the suicide attacks on the hotels "only after becoming confident that they were centres for launching war on Islam and supporting the Crusaders' presence in Iraq and the Arab peninsula and the presence of the Jews on the land of Palestine."

A third statement on Friday also had a defensive tone. It said the bombers were four Iraqis, who had chosen the hotels "after a month of surveillance and information gathering".

Weddings are "centres for launching war on Islam"?

The genius intelligence agents of Al Qaeda apparently determined the bride's garter was intended to be tossed into the hands of a CIA operative. It contained a microchip explaining its plans to hypnotize Muslims using subliminal signals during broadcasts of Charles in Charge.

posted by Ace at 04:49 PM

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