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November 12, 2005
Army: "We Want Artificial Gills!"
Well, like, who the hell doesn't?
Not a boy on the face of the earth who hasn't been dreaming about an artificial gill since he first saw Thunderball.
Actually, even cooler is the fact that the Navy wants to mimic sharks' electro-vision:
A shark doesn't use its eyes to find its next meal. It relies on jelly-filled canals inside its head to pick up on the tiny electrical charges that potential morsel makes when it flexes its muscles, or swims counter to the earth's magnetic fields.
It's a real-live sixth sense. And it's something the Navy would like to exploit as its sailors look for subs and mines in the crowded coastal waters.
As a guy, I thought I knew a lot about sharks. I took pride in knowing about sharks.
But this whole "electro-vision" thing, I just never heard about before. I thought everything was smell with them.