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November 23, 2005
Inventor of Stove Top Stuffing Dies
Ruth M. Siems will be prepared and cremated in just three (3!) easy steps.
Her ashes will then be reposed in a glazed turkey.
The viewing will occur tomorrow, on Thanksgiving, but the actual funeral will not happen for the traditional three days, which coincidentally is precisely when the turkey and stuffing sandwiches run out.
I question the timing.