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November 04, 2005

Madonna: 89 Year Old Transvestite

Good stuff:

Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G): "It was very brave of MTV to start the show with a transvestite."

Ouch.

Robbie Williams: "I can't believe she's 89 and looks like that."

Super ouch. Cutting a little close to the bone there, ain't ya, Robbie?

Madonna presented an award to "Saint" Bob Geldof of Live Aid and Live 8 and, good for her!, she wasn't afraid to give credit where she thought credit was due.

MADONNA: "My hero is someone who has never been afraid to speak his mind, to ruffle feathers, to get the job done, to get down in the trenches and kick some ass.

"I know first hand it's not always considered fashionable to work hard to make the world a better place because I've taken some shit for that myself."

To help make the world a better place, she then stripped down to a thong and tassles and pantomimed oral sex on a cougar.

Every day I thank the Good Lord we have tireless samaritans like Madonna selflessly working to make the world just a little bit better.


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