Update: Patrick Fitzgerald Explains Why The Secret-Prison Leak Is Not A Crime

JoeInDC44 managed to transcribe a little-noticed press conference:

Thanks for point out this recent outing of covert CIA ops. I would like to use a baseball analogy, if I could.

Outing of the CIA secret jails and airplanes is like when the catcher tries to catch a pitch thrown by the pitcher, except that the umpire was trying to tie his shoes and was distracted during the pitch. The umpire also lost his contact lens and can no longer clearly see the bound of the imaginary strike zone, leaving only the penumbra of the swing of the batter's bat, only there was no batter because he had previously called time out.

As I was saying, the umpire was also crying because he had an onion tied to his belt, which was the fashion at that time. So, the umpire convenes a grand jury and calls the pitcher to testify on the signal that the catcher called.

The umpire then sends the pitcher to pound me in the ass prison for getting it wrong, the signal the catcher gave.

There, I hope that cleared things up

posted by Ace at 11:24 AM

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