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It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's the Start of the Superman Movie Hype!It's... okay. Among the problems with the trailer: It's just stuff we've already seen in the first two Superman films. (The good ones.) The music is the same, and they even use Marlon Brando's voice-over as Jor-El... though I assume the music is in there just as a place-holder (trailers often use music from other movies, as the score isn't usually finished by the time publicity begins) and the Brando voice-over is just for nostalgia. It looks like a somewhat more stately, less comic remake of the first Superman movie, pretty much, with Superman wearing a darker-colored outfit. Which isn't necessarily bad, but... Batman Begins worked (at least through the first hour) because it was all stuff we'd not seen before. They never really told Batman's origins in any of the movies, except in brief, broad flashbacks, so all that stuff was good and new. They did tell Superman's origin in the '78 picture, and pretty much nailed it, so... how exactly is this going to be superior? It doesn't even look very different. Krypton looks just like Krypton did in the '78 pic, except rockier, less crystalline. The Kent home is still just nostalgic heartland Americana, and Clark Kent still apparently finds that Kryptonian crystal in the Kent family barn. They even re-do the meeting between Lois Lane and Superman on her penthouse rooftop. It's a straight remake, it seems, not a reboot like the Batman pic was. Different villain, probably, so the last half will be different-ish, but different enough? Bryan Singer's got a talent for this, but it's hard to see how he can improve on what were a pretty damn good (and true to the comics) couple of movies. The new Batman film was only competing with the wildly-overrated, doesn't-hold-up-well-and-it-wasn't-very-good-even-at-the-time Burton misfires. They'll have to take out a lot of the light comic touches of the '70's films, just to create a different tone, which is too bad, because the original two Superman films really got that balance pretty much exactly right. They were funny without being campy, wry without being self-spoofing. I don't even like Superman much, but they're still the best superhero movies out there (close competition from X-Men). I'm a big fan of Batman and Spiderman, but I'd rather watch either of the first two Superman movies over the Tim Burton Batman movies or even the (better, but not great) Sam Raimi Spiderman pictures. What about that old adage that one should only remake bad or at least greatly flawed movies? Can't someone do something with Captain America? Don't Fix What Ain't Broke Update: I guess I admire Singer's courage in recognizing the fundamental strength of the original Supe move, and just duplicating that. A lesser director might be tempted to change things just for the sake of changing them, to avoid direct comparisons, to put his personal stamp on the franchise. But the problem remains that that first film was very strong. Making his remake, no matter how good, sort of unnecessary, a superfluous Superman. Then again... taking out all that silliness about changing the rotation of the earth and going back in time might be enough to make this a slightly better movie. Wrong, Wrong, Wrong: Dave says I'm wrong about the remake aspect. I quote him after the jump, just because this post on a superhero movie has really gotten far too long. Ace, sounds like you didn't know that it's NOT a remake, but a continuation of the Donner/Reeves storyline (at least the first two movies). That's why it's called Superman *Returns*. | Recent Comments
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