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November 03, 2005

FAQ: Where Can I Get A Picture Of David Hasselhof Posing Naked With Some Schnauzers?

I get this one all the time. Dave has the answer, and a link to the reasons why Hasselhof is the only idol you need.

He also has a list of WashTimes' reporter Bill Gertz's greatest "scoops," including New Advanced Chinese Jet Fighter Can Fly Above Ground, Through Atmosphere.

Those crafty, cunning Chinese. There's no end to their nefarious ingenuity.

And then he links to Demure Thought's round-up of shit you really didn't need to read, which notes that you can now buy a Vincent Gallo sperm sample on eBay.

What a ripoff. There are sections of SoHo that you can barely walk through without stepping into a Vincent Gallo sperm sample.

Thanks to utron for tipping me to this.


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