« It's About Time: Ex-Canadian Defense Minister Talks Alien Invasion, and Alien Politics | Main | Giant Japanese Radish Survives Murder Attempt »
November 26, 2005

Michael Jackson: Converting To Islam?

Well, he's already satisfied one of the Five Pillars of Islam (call Jews "leeches"):

American pop star Michael Jackson has officially announced that he has been following the five tenets of Islam and intends to convert to Islam, according to a report on the website of Arab-Israeli newspaper Panorama. The report is based on information elicited from sources in Bahrain.

According to the report, Jackson’s announcement noted he is moving to Bahrain and has purchased some real-estate on an artificial island there. The singer said he decided to convert to Islam because he is convinced it is the closest religion to his personal beliefs.

Jackson also noted he intends to soon move all his assets and his studio from the U.S. to Bahrain, and expressed his hope to be rid of various legal troubles and enjoy the kind of freedom he says he does not have in America.

"The kind of freedom he says he does not have in America?" Uh oh-- you mean Gary Glitter style freedom?

Someone better tell Wacko Jacko those 72 virgins come in the afterlife, not between brunch and dinner.


digg this
posted by Ace at 02:58 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
the Butcher: "36 14 The left is just plain evil. They are doing ..."

Calm Mentor: "I'll be jiggered. After some trial and error, it a ..."

Our Country is Screwed: "201 If we go back, we annex territory. Posted ..."

Margarita DeVille: "117---Exhibit #41674 on why we (The USA) will be g ..."

joncelli, because somebody had to: "214 What is it about Muzzies that the Left likes s ..."

Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp : "I do like the American Flag T-Shirt with the capti ..."

JoeF.: "What is it about Muzzies that the Left likes so mu ..."

Grump928(c): "And they sailed now with power and armoury to Midd ..."

Christopher R Taylor: "[i]Heather Heyer was a very obese AntiFa Commie. S ..."

Jeremy Corbyn: ""It was a Christmas Wreath (sigh of relief). Huh? ..."

Publius Redux: "206 We won't be saving Europe because we will be ..."

Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity [/i][/s][/b]: "[i]229 I just found out about Lord Haw Haw the oth ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64