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November 02, 2005
As Mighty Jeff Gannon Rose Again, So Too Will "Scoots"
Jeff Gannon -- the All-Being, Master of Time, Space, and Dimension* -- now penning columns for the Washington Blade.
A gay rag. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Jeff F'n' Gannon, A Real American Hero,
Like G.I. Joe, Except Not As Much of a Pussy.
Leader, Teacher, Reporter, Resistance Fighter, Lover.
Champion Elk Wrassler, 8th Degree Black Belt in Jeet Kun Do.
Former Bassist of Right Said Fred.
Thanks to George.
* Where?