Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries
Cleveland Balloon Disaster Cafe
Instead of Looking at The Real Reasons for Police Shootings, the Democrat-Media Complex Chooses to Gaslight the Public Supreme Court Rules 9-0 That Reverse Discrimination Is Good Cause for Lawsuit; Left Frets That This Ruling Will "Complicate" Their Desire to Discriminate Against Straight White Men Biden Rewrites Title IX Law to Mandate the Use of "Proper" (In Other Words: Fake) Pronouns, Forbid "Misgendering," Mandate Boys' Access to Girls' Locker Rooms and Bathrooms, And Restore the Obama-Era Kangaroo Sex Courts The Fake "Whistleblower" Who Gamed the System to Start the First Trump Impeachment May Be Forced to be a Witness in Joe Biden's Impeachment California School District Implements "Equity Grading" -- A Students Will Become B Students, and D and F Students Will Become C Students Democrats Save Mike Johnson's Ukraine Spending Package RFKJr. Makes the Ballot in Worst State for Biden -- Michiganistan THE MORNING RANT: Another Prominent Atheist Discovers the Civilizational Importance of Christianity Mid-Morning Art Thread Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
Texas MoMe 2024: 10/18/2024-10/19/2024 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info |
« Shock: Polls Find That Democrats Don't Like Bush! |
Main
| The Real Friday Flamewar Thread »
November 04, 2005
Dorkwad ThreadThis was the flame war thread. Now it's the dorkwad thread. Stuff about VonKreedon's dorkiness after the jump. 285. vonKreedon - 3/21/2001 3:31:37 PM I never like D&D much, for the very reasons shown in Ace's screenplay, too much being bound by rolling a half-dozen different obscure dice and being tied to being Good/Evil/Chaos/Order bullshit. I don't know if it was the D&D game system or just the geeks who played it, but the games all seemed to feel like Ace's screenplay. My preferred role playing system is GURPS (Generic Universal Role Playing System). It seems to lend itself more to a story telling game form rather than a rigid structural game. Also, you could run a game in any context one could think of. 286. AceofSpades - 3/21/2001 3:32:26 PM Good god. You ARE a geek, Vonkers. I've been kidding this whole time... and yet you... GURPS. GURPS. I... I don't know what to say.
[on the title for the thread] I think we have a winner: The thread will be called "VonKreedon's Magical GURPS Tales" until further notice.
[Explaining what GURPS is to someone who asks] GURPS is a game like D&D. However, even very superficially geeky people know about D&D. You have to be a REAL geek to know about GURPS.
330. vonKreedon - 3/21/2001 4:14:26 PM You see, I thought that GURPS sold out when they started coming out with all the specialty rule books. I mean, to me, the fabulous thing about GURPS was that it was universal, that you could take the basic concept and use it in any context. The specialty rules just made it more like D&D. 331. Indiana Jones [AKA Nick Kronos] - 3/21/2001 4:16:24 PM I know what you mean. GURPS changed, man. It used to be about the game, but then they changed. They really changed.
Ahhhh... the magical years. Back when GURPS made a difference.
339. AceofSpades - 3/21/2001 4:21:37 PM ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR, we don't want your Orkish Wars! FIVE-SIX-SEVEN-EIGHT, it's your supplements that we hate!
WHAT DO WE WANT! Shared creative story telling! 345. AceofSpades - 3/21/2001 4:24:38 PM I remember when "The Man" tried to force his Magical Compendium on us. "Take your stinking capitalist Magical Compendium and stick it where the sun don't shine, Man!" I told him. I spent six days in an Upstate New York jail for standing up to The Man. What did I do with my time? I created some WICKED character sheets, man.
347. vonKreedon - 3/21/2001 4:25:51 PM
349. AceofSpades - 3/21/2001 4:27:03 PM "Actually, a true fact, I was introduced to role playing while I was in the custody of the state of NH for occupying the Seabrook Nuke site." VonKreedon played the "role" of "Jailhouse Bitch." 350. AceofSpades - 3/21/2001 4:30:36 PM Jailhouse Tough: "Okay, now I'm going to bend you over this bench and fuck the shit out of your ass." VonKreedon: "Wait! Don't I get a combat reflexshes roll to avoid the assthault?!" Jailhouse Tough: "Errrrrr... sure. Whatever. You have to roll an 18." VonKreedon: "Damn! I only rolled a 17! Can I take half-damage, at leassht?" Jailhouse Tough: "Uhhhhmmmm... no. Full damage. Bend over." (Sounds of carnality and screams.) VonKreedon: "Am I role-playing thish correctly?" Jailhouse Tough: "Uhh... Oh... Ummmm... Oh, so sweet... Yeah, kid. You're role-playing it fine." ... Jailhouse Tough: "Okay, I'm done. Who's next?" Turk: "Me. I'm gonna get me some of that." VonKreedon: "Wait! I get my combat reflexthes roll to thsave mythelf from the assthault! (rolls dice) An 18! I avoid the damage!" Turk: "Uh, no. You don't get a combat, uh, combat--" Tough: "Reflexes." Turk: "Yeah, that's it. You don't get a combat reflexes roll this time." VonKreedon: "Why not?" Tough: "Uhhhhhhh... because... because you were 'stunned' by the previous attack." (as Turk seizes VonKreedon's hips) VonKreedon: "Boy oh boy! Thish sure isth a complicated game!"
| Recent Comments
fd:
"Only a barbarian would eat raw shoebill. ..."
polynikes: "I first learned of the word spelunking from readin ..." four seasons: " I'm sick and tired of hearing about Taylor Swi ..." Ben Had: "fd , you know what I meant. ..." Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap: "57 oddsshark.com has: Donald Trump +100 Joe Bide ..." [/i][/b]andycanuck (vtyCZ)[/s][/u]: "NEXTA @nexta_tv 14h This Australian pensioner bec ..." Duncanthrax: "[i]Caves frighten me. Posted by: nurse ratched at ..." Piper: "38 Piper, I specifically bred my old age horse to ..." Ben Had: "fd, shoeing tatrare? ..." polynikes: "Who thought the ballon release was a good thing ev ..." Skip: "Paragliding not so sure about, either would get du ..." fd: ","is that one of those you gotta sous vide that sh ..." Recent Entries
Cleveland Balloon Disaster Cafe
Instead of Looking at The Real Reasons for Police Shootings, the Democrat-Media Complex Chooses to Gaslight the Public Supreme Court Rules 9-0 That Reverse Discrimination Is Good Cause for Lawsuit; Left Frets That This Ruling Will "Complicate" Their Desire to Discriminate Against Straight White Men Biden Rewrites Title IX Law to Mandate the Use of "Proper" (In Other Words: Fake) Pronouns, Forbid "Misgendering," Mandate Boys' Access to Girls' Locker Rooms and Bathrooms, And Restore the Obama-Era Kangaroo Sex Courts The Fake "Whistleblower" Who Gamed the System to Start the First Trump Impeachment May Be Forced to be a Witness in Joe Biden's Impeachment California School District Implements "Equity Grading" -- A Students Will Become B Students, and D and F Students Will Become C Students Democrats Save Mike Johnson's Ukraine Spending Package RFKJr. Makes the Ballot in Worst State for Biden -- Michiganistan THE MORNING RANT: Another Prominent Atheist Discovers the Civilizational Importance of Christianity Mid-Morning Art Thread Search
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) |