Man Bags 5-Point Buck... In Bedroom. Unarmed.

Yesterday I killed a deer in my pajamas... no, seriously, I was in my pajamas:

BENTONVILLE, Ark. (AP) -- For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom - "jumping back and forth across the bed."

Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

The motive? Animalistic stupidity:

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

Nature's Creatures

Let's get them before they get us.

posted by Ace at 12:04 PM

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