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September 21, 2010

Illegal alien claims USA has "obligation" to make them a citizen

Oh, the illegal alien is Ogabe's Aunt Zeituni

BOSTON (WBZ) "If I come as an immigrant, you have the obligation to make me a citizen." Those are the words from 58-year-old Zeituni Onyango of Kenya in a recent exclusive interview with WBZ-TV...
See, its no longer just amnesty and a "pathway" to citizenship, now its become an OBLIGATION, an ENTITLEMENT, a REWARD for successfully sneaking across the border.
Danger Will Robinson: Shifting Meme Alert!

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