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September 21, 2010

Jesse Jackson Junior's Dick Caught Again In Bribery Allegations, And Also, Caught In Hot Blonde Number

I am out of jokes. Too much today. Too much!

Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. asked a political fund-raiser to offer then Gov. Rod Blagojevich $6 million dollars in exchange for an appointment to President Obama's former Senate seat -- and had the fund-raiser pay for two airline trips for a blonde "social acquaintance" -- the fund-raiser told federal authorities.

Businessman Raghuveer Nayak... says Jackson instructed him to offer Blagojevich as much as $6 million for the seat -- $1 million from the Indian community and $5 million from a yet-to-be-held fund raiser that Jackson Jr. would organize.

About that "social acquaintance:"

Jesse Jackson Jr. doesn't deny involvement with a Washington D.C. based restaurant hostess who was named this morning in a Sun-Times story about his alleged attempt to buy an appointment to President Obama's former Senate seat.

Jackson Jr. allegedly had a relationship with Giovana Huidobro, a restaurant hostess and former model whose pictures can be seen here, and asked that fund-raiser Raghuveer Nayak pay for her to be flown from D.C. to Chicago on at least two occasions.

"The reference to a social acquaintance is a personal and private matter between me and my wife that was handled some time ago." Jackson Jr. said in a statement. "I ask that you respect our privacy."

It doesn't take much to decode "a personal and private matter between me and my wife" as "I was all up in that shit like BAM! BAM! BAM!" (I think that is Empire of Icecream's gag, but I'm not certain.)

The best part is that she's white, because, racism. And she's not just white, she's blonde-white.

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No but I like that he says this is "personal and private" despite the fact he's got a fund-raiser/political fixer/Chicago machine bag-man flying her out as... a favor, I guess.

Hah: Herr Morgenholz, and definitely not me at all, makes a joke. Just a joke.

Because every restaurant hostess and former model has pictures in her underwear just laying around. On the internet. For anyone to google her up.

Oh, she's a hooker? Never mind.

Just a joke people. These words mean nothing legally.


Not to racially agitate more than necessary, but I have to link Kanya West's Gold Digger, for that closing verse about stickin' by your man as he makes something of himself, "and then he leave your ass for a white girl."


If you not a punk say "Pre-nup!"

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