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September 23, 2010

Seattle Sub-Moron Meetup/Election Watch Party/Hobo Hunt/Group Drooling

The entity known as “Editor” has asked me to convey the following message. The poor, trusting fool…

“The Seattle area Morons are planning a Crazy Train election results party for Nov. 2. Details are still undetermined at this time, but the planned location will be somewhere in Fremont. Though, we could pick something different if the interest outweighs our possibilities in Fremont.

Depending on the sort of interest generated, if the venue requires it, we may have a small cover charge. (I.E.; A kickback to Editor or a bribe to please, PLEASE let us into your bar. – ed)

Please reply to Editor at pajamahadeen[at]hotmail[dot]com with your interest of attending. Details will be determined in the next 2-weeks.”

In addition, all participants will be responsible for providing their own individual Thai tranny/crack whore/inflatable sex toy this time as Editor is tapped out due to his recent legal troubles. Such a large team of defense attorneys are bound to have an impact on one’s personal finances. But they did do quite an admirable job in sewing doubt amongst the jury concerning the mass grave in his basement. I mean really, they could’ve already been there when he bought the place, right?

Also, there will be a dress code at this event. Unlike the last time, all males in attendance are required to wear pants. Or underwear. Or fer gawd’s sake anything below the waist. There’s a finite number of bars in the Seattle area and the number that we haven’t been banned from is rapidly dwindling. Of course for female attendees the usual applies: clothing optional/discouraged.

SluShop courtesy of LauraW, whose name roughly translated in the Inuit language means “Swallower of Souls.”

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