Well, that didn't take long at all... | Main | Delaware Morons, Vote for O'Donnell
September 19, 2010

Arrr, Landlubber News Bites

Ahoy, Brethren o' the Flaming Skull, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day and here's the word in dinghy-sized pieces:

Ahmadinejacket is in New York City. He's offering to return the two remaining U.S. citizen hikers in exchange for eight Iranians convicted here of violating sanctions. He also says the stories about that woman sentenced to lashes and stoning were propaganda by the American media.

Fox News has a bit of fun with Christine O'Donnell with the headline "Campaign: No Magical Explanation for O'Donnell's 'Witchcraft' Confession." According to O'Donnell's campaign, the witch video had nothing to do with her decision to back out of the Sunday shows. She wanted to attend church and a Republican Party picnic in Sussex County, which played a major role in her winning the nomination. The campaign says they didn't even know of the Maher video until Saturday afternoon.

The latest film to suggest that Boston is a deathtrap, Ben Affleck's The Town, is box office gold. Has Affleck finally earned his way back into our good graces after Pearl Harbor and Gigli? And, about Boston, eesh: Boondock Saints, The Departed, Mystic River, Gone, Baby, Gone. Movies don't lie; it's a place to run from, mateys (you thought I'd forgotten).

Finally, Legal Insurrection provides a sterling example of how not to end the intra-party feuding over O'Donnell's nomination. He's absolutely right that she's our candidate, so let's all act like it. He's absolutely a hypocrite to then slander his opponents by suggesting they opposed O'Donnell to get "high blog traffic." And he's out of his freakin' mind to then suggest that the Powerline guys or Patterico or, well, us don't want "to see our kids grow up in a nation in which the state is the servant not the master." As longtime moron It's Vintage, Duh observed to me, some people are demanding "unity" in the same sense that Democrats demand "bipartisanship."


digg this
posted by Gabriel Malor at 03:07 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Tom Servo: "221 We bury McCain in a different country Canal ..."

Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time): "223 >>Breitbart is saying a sexual assault task fo ..."

bluebell: "I promise to keep them safe, Diogenes. *settles ..."

LASue: "I wonder what color ribbon will these Hollywood ge ..."

TheJamesMadison: "214 Yeah, I cannot get into Voyager, and the openi ..."

BEN ROTHLISBERGER: "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT C ..."

Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil hear: "OT - I just found out a favorite film of mine was ..."

RioBravo: "Canal Zone.Face down.With a kazoo in his ass. P ..."

Rick in SK: "Prepare yourself for more summer box office blockb ..."

Mr. Peebles (The Purist): "[i]If you like the original Trek, the new show The ..."

Steve and Cold Bear: "Until NFL becomes a net loss, CBS won't be able to ..."

LizLem: "Diogenes, you're right, actually! It's all on my l ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64