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September 07, 2010
Headline: "Butts Arrested In Boob Murder Case"
Why can't we all just get along? Like, in a sexy sexy way?
Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob.
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Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing.
I thought this was fake but it appears to be totally legit.
In related news, Emmit Hand throttled Cornelius Schwanz in my apartment last night. Police say DNA evidence conclusively proves the case.
Thanks to Carolyn.