ONT-88 Lines About 44 Congressmen

Kamala was an AG once
Bent the law to her own whim
Cory was a different type
He invented all his friends
Charlie was an orange guy
I've never seen a tan like that
Charles avoided taxes
claimed he couldn't do the math

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Susan was a RINO girl
She really should have a D
Lindsey was a spending wiz
Grabbed all the pork he could see
Lisa had a special way
of switching parties, right or wrong
Joni Ernst who cut a pig
Went to DC and played along

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Al was a real cruel turn
A funnyman who's just a joke
Tim said he's Virginia's best
His VP turn went up in smoke
Lizzy was a feminist
She really had that gift of gab
Maxine's point of view was this
Take whatever you can grab*

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Benjamin, heartland's pride
For family values he sets his cap
Rand likes to tie bills up
Libertarian, like his pap
Justin's trying hard to block
Weapons for the Saudi rage
Markwayne, a handyman
baby face, looks half his age

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Ellison, he's not a jew
Prays to Allah with all his might
Bernie's a progressive hack
More government is his big fight
Elija, who knew no shame
Calls himself Maryland's pride
Sheila's bombast comes so fast
We can't wait to say goodby

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Andy has a house in Maryland
The only 'pubbie from that state
Jerry has a house in Kansas
Ran a bank, was never late
John's head is mostly empty
He heard the presidential call
Teddy C is much too cagey
Solid values, iron balls

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Uh-huh, that's Teddy
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Patty thinks Congress is simple
Has the brain power of a moth
Anthony is understated
Lost to Hogan cuz of sloth
Joseph is a real patrician
His uncle used MJ for bait
Richard is a rich attorney
Stolen valor and veteran hate.

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Martha was a music major
She came from Montgomery
Mia's parents came from Haiti
Out west she found her destiny
Jimmy Jordan gives a fuck
All about his YouTube roots
David's strange obsession
Was to make government moot

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Bobby was a Panther founder
His district is a shoot-em-up
Benji C doesn't bother
Reelections left to luck
Chuckie Schumer has a problem
Leaving citizens alone
Sarbanes, Jr, has his father
To thank for throwing him a bone

Mike Lee joined the freedom band,
He's as wily as a fox
Lamar, a Texan, 21st
Had to deal with being doxed
Tim he doesn't give a shit
When libbies shout out Uncle Tom
Trey who needs a haircut badly
Tells the Libs “Let's get it on”

Tammy Duckworth, Chicago lady
Likes to think she leads the way
Diane runs her Senate office
In the San Francisco way
Sherrod came from Ohio
Grabs for guns, with his fist
Nancy monumental bitch
I chose you to end this list

88 lines about 44 Congressmen

"Try new things" they said. "It'll be fun" they said. Well, I'm trying a new thing. Lets see if it's fun or a disaster.

*I tried for 20 minutes but I couldn't improve on these 4 lines

Oh, and if you're not familiar with the original song, here it is:

posted by WeirdDave at 09:23 PM

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