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June 17, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump (6/17/17)

Good morning Morons!! Happy weekend to you all.

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Let's look at a few things that didn't get their full due here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Why apologize? You really aren't contrite.
Ahh 911 yes, I have this problem.
The Moron Lifestyle?
No wonder why John McCain is all hot and bothered lately.
One of my first paying jobs has been automated.
R-E-C-A-L-C-U-L-A-T-E DAMMIT!!!
I thought you had the permit. No, I thought you got the permit.
Some things are just wrong.
Some shitty job.

So, you can chew on these stories or some others in this open thread. No jumping on the furniture. And don't pick on the other Morons.

Have a great weekend!!!

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