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June 10, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Good morning. Saturday morning has arrived. Hope you have a good one.

Here are a few things that didn't get too much attention at the AoSHQ this past week.

To serve and protect and to take you home.
What can I say? Get off my lawn!
Maybe the teacher knows something.
What? No G&T at a gin festival?
Walking infant.
A new science guy.
Is there a new sex shop in your neighborhood?
Somethings are just better not to be worn in public.
The left hand not knowing what the right hand is up to.
Selfies continue to be dangerous and fatal and gene pool cleansers.
Lawyers and shrinks to make a boatload.
This beats the heck out of a roller coaster ride.
The home of the next Moron Meetup
Faster than a speeding bullet. Nah, just kidding.

Well, that wraps up another week of weird news. Enjoy these stories or discuss others in this open thread. No running with sharp objects. Elbows off the tables and play nice with others.

Have a great weekend!

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Saturday morning has arrived. Hope you have a good one. Here are a few things that didn't get too much attention at the AoSHQ this past week. To serve and protect and to take you home. What can I say? Get off my lawn! Maybe the teacher knows something. What? No G&T at a gin festival? Walking infant. A new science guy. Is there a new sex shop in your neighborhood? Somethings are just better not to be worn in public. The left hand not knowing what the right hand is up to. Selfies continue to be dangerous and fatal and gene pool cleansers. Lawyers and shrinks to make a boatload. This beats the heck out of a roller coaster ride. The home of the next Moron Meetup Faster than a speeding bullet. Nah, just kidding. Well, that wraps up another week of weird news. Enjoy these stories or discuss others in this open thread. No running with sharp objects. Elbows off the tables and play nice with others. 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