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Mid-Morning Open Thread | Main | Project Veritas Video Catches Chris Cuomo's "New Day" Producer Saying CNN Is Impartial "In Theory," That 90% of His Colleagues Agree Trump Is "Batshit" and "Hilariously Unqualified" for Job, and that the American Voter is "Stupid as Shit"
June 30, 2017

Government Official 'Infuriated' That Citizens Have Rights, Too

I can't believe this happened in Texas. But, on the other hand, Dallas.

This is precisely the sort of arrogant pig that gives government service a bad name: "What!? We have to obey the law and stuff?"

This video needs to go viral on the outside chance that she'll get unelected next time around.


Kurt Schlichter's latest column is comedy gold. He describes a CNN staff meeting led by Jeff Zucker:

Anyway, starting now, we’re instituting new policies for handling Russia stories. Stop groaning! This important! From now on, we’re going to need your Russia stories to all have an element of truth.”

The room erupted into chaos.

“What the hell?” screeched Wolf Blitzer. “Preposterous!”

“Never!” snorted Christiane Amanpour, who had been annoying Jake Tapper because her enormous pink gyno hat was blocking his view.

“Look, I know this represents a sea change in how CNN operates, but there’s a lot of heat on us right now,” said Zucker. “Personally, I’m still heartbroken that we were unable to go forward with our plans for CNN Kidz Newz Nite With Kathy Griffin.”

“Kathy is a saint and she was robbed!” yelled Don Lemon, who staggered up the aisle, pausing to “accidentally” spill his fresh cosmo on Jake Tapper.

“Hey!” shouted Tapper. “That suit cost more than your pec implants!”

As the poet says, read the whole thing.

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