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May 16, 2013

Hilarious Headline from Dan Foster of NRO

@rdbrewer4 linked this story in the sidebar, I think linking to the Daily Mail: A study shows that men who are physically strong, with larger penises, are more likely to be conservative.

Here's Dan Foster's headline and byline:

Study: "Dan Foster Types" More Likely to be Conservative

by Dan Foster

I don't care who you are, that's just funny.

The study also found that weaker men tended to be more supportive of the welfare state, for protection 'n stuff.

I guess I'm done with the Obama press conference because he's saying, as usual, nothing, and is speaking in lawyer-crafted language. Asked when he'd known of the IRS scandal -- that is, the underlying allegations and controversy -- he answered that he hadn't known of the IG Report about it until Friday last.

We "Dan Foster Types" don't cotton to such pussymouth parsing.

Not a Dan Foster Type: Seriously? You haven't invented umbrella poles for this purpose?



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