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May 03, 2013

Global Warming Threatening the US With Coldest Spring In Recorded History

Oh wait I didn't mean warming I meant weirdening.

Or, as Instapundit says, we actually just mean "weather."

I think that's originally a @jimgeraghty observation: "'Climate' is what we used to call 'the weather.'"

Anything that deviates a degree or two from the mean is "global weirdening," because it's extremely strange that the weather in any one year could vary by a degree or more from any other year.

I mean, that just doesn't happen.

Not until we invented Carbon Dioxide in a CIA laboratory in 1978.

Meanwhile, it's thirty-three degrees Farenheit in Amarillo, Texas.


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