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May 29, 2013

So Apparently Amanda Bynes (Whoever That Is) Has Gone Crazy

Before writing this post, I didn't know who this is and I didn't know what she's alleged to have done.

However, when you see a tweet like this, from Hot Heroin Mess Courtney Love...

...it does tend to pique the interest.

What the hell does one have to do to get Courtney Love to urge prudence and restraint?

Remember when Guns n Roses kicked out one of its members for abusing drugs and alcohol? And you were like, Whoah. So yeah, it's like that.

I still don't know who she is and all that she's done, but apparently she was arrested for DUI and maybe hitting and running. Then she asked Obama for his personal intervention in her case.

Her parents want to involuntarily commit her, but "sources" say she isn't demonstrably 5150 yet, so there's nothing to be done.

She's also taken to posting sorta unappetizing selfies (moderate content warning).

Those look pretty natural. It's a very hot look in France, called l'air de Mongolfier.

Anyway, Twitchy is documenting this person, whoever she is, and whatever she may have done.

But the reason I'm linking is because of a tweet she tossed towards a model, a Chrissy Tiegen. I linked something about Tiegen a week or so ago. I forget what the hell it was (oh, right, it was about shaming the Teen Mom who wanted to do a Sex Tape), but what I remember about it that sometimes Tiegen looks like this:

I'd buy that for a dollar, I would say if I lived in the Robocop Universe.

Anyway, Bynes sort of proves she's ready to be involuntarily commited by writing this meshugas:

@chrissyteigen Ur not a pretty model compared to me. I signed to Ford models @ age 13. I donít look up to u beauty wise. Iím far prettier than u! Iím offended that youíre saying I have a mental illness when I show no sign of it, but thankfully not one man that wants me wants you and you are an old ugly model compared to me! You look 45! Youíre not pretty so Iím not intimidated by you! I think youíre jealous that youíre just an ugly model whos career is uninspiring! I donít respect you! Youíre no beauty queen! Iím a beauty queen!

Casting doubt on her claim that she shows no signs of mental illness: She didn't write that on Twitter. She scrawled it over her face and breasts in lipstick and Rainbow Glitter Sharpie, then posted a picture of it on DesperateCryForHelp.net.

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