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May 12, 2013

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The New Yorker magazine takes the Benghazi talking points edits to task. Uh oh, the disease has gone airborne and is moving into the elite and royalty now. Shit status: real.

Expected network ad revenue expected to decline Shit status: yea baby.

Gwyneth Paltrow seems piqued that Psy doesn't know who her husband is. Sorry babe, neither do I and I don't care. Shit status: suck it up and cope.

Molly Ringwald still kinda cougar hot at 45. Amy Winehouse is still dead, so we'll never know if she'd have made it to cougar hot. Shit status: choices matter.

Claim iPad magnets can mess up your defibrillator implants. Shit status: real.

Deleted images can be recovered from phones. Shit status: worrisome for people named Anthony Weiner.

Bicycle wheel reinvented to eliminate spokes and bumpy rides. At £600 for a retrofit kit, it still seems pricy. Shit status: expensive.

Lucy Liu is pissed off about being type cast. I'd be too if I were her. Shit status: these tards are crazy, she's gorgeous.

70 years unoccupied apartment in Paris is a time capsule of pre-Nazi invasion. Shit status: old, intact.

FBI Supervisory SA and Quantico instructor arrested for murder of estranged wife. Naturally, he claims self-defense. The evidence must have indicated otherwise for the charges to be brought. Shit status: real as it gets.

Claim: Chinese hackers trying to steal F-35 JSF plans. Isn't it easier to just get an engineer put on the project? Yea, it is. Nobody's checking that shit. Shit status: busted.


A behavioral specialist for Harford County Public Schools has been indicted.

According to court records and photographic evidence, a grand jury indicted Stephanie Mikles with “unnatural or perverted sexual practice.”

The indictment goes on to state that Mikles had “sexual intercourse with a dog,”

Just for fun - a BING search for "rusty polarized diffusion cheese grater kills baby T-rex" I didn't expect any hits, but got 1,400+. Shit status: Wow

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