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May 17, 2013

Idiocracy Was Not a Movie. Idiocracy Was a Documentary Beamed Backwards in Time From the Future.

Stockton's new mayor finishes speech by donning a gladiator helmet and wielding a mace. Or morningstar. It's unclear, the exact difference between them.

It wasn't a glaive-guisarme or bec-de-corbin. That's all I know.

Now, actually, Stockton's in dire straits due to financial collapse, so maybe they need some kind of hero. Not the hero Stockton wants -- but the hero Stockton needs.

Link Fixed--I Hope. I've never had so much trouble posting a damn video and link.

Via @irenefingirene and @polliwogette

posted by Ace at 12:31 PM

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