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May 15, 2013

Some light ScandalGate™(1) diversion [Purp]

A grammar test.

I got 8/10 but had to really think REALLY HARD about several of them. For a gearhead techie, who mostly deals in a "See the dog." type writing, that's probably a damned good score. With slight chemical/alcohol impairment, I could see scoring maybe 2/10...or less.


OK, that's enough diversion, now back to the good stuff - like Limbaugh living rent free in Obama's head.
...there are Republicans out there who would like to work with us, but they’re fearful of their base and they’re concerned about what Rush Limbaugh might say about them. And as a consequence, we get the kind of gridlock that makes people cynical about government...
See, its like this, the failure of bipartisanship is all due to one man, a private citizen, who's really just an entertainer, not any sort of deep policy wonk per se, yet he manages to be both an evil super-genius for managing to deftly thwart the plans of the smartest man in the room, and a drug addled Neanderthal knuckle dragger who represents the last dying remnants of bitter clingers who stand no chance of ever ever winning an election again rushing headlong onto the ash heap of history to join pet rocks, hoop skirts, chastity belts, and cuneiform as a spoken language.

That these two characteristics, evil super-genius with the power to thwart the most powerful man on the planet and clingy wasteoid doper throwback ash heap percher can reside within the same human body concurrently is near miraculous...at the very least its a 1:1,000,000 shot according to my bookie.

(1) ScandalGate™ - the "meta scandal" that there's so many concurrent scandals.


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