Man Tried to Have Sex With Hornet's Nest;
Calls the Experience "Wonderful, Sensual"
Dies of Hornet Venom

Hoax: Ah, I'm not even embarrassed. I kind of doubted it was true. But how I can I not link it?

...

What were the odds.

Hasse" which was known in Ystad tavern circles, had a total of 146 wasp sting on the body including 54 on the genitals, including the scrotum. He was so bloated that a neighbor thought it was a whale carcasses lying on the lawn.

- What's that? Yeah right ..! Thought at first that it was a kind of choice, so I called "Hasse" to ask what the hell he was doing, but he did not so I was a little worried. I walked up to the body and then I recognized his tattoo on his neck, representing a little angel who is rocking. I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package on him, yes it hung over and, despite the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbor, says Bertil Ståhfrääs before limping off and blows his nose in an old handkerchief.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea"

So's climbing Mount Everest, but there's a little matter of The Glory.

Via @comradearthur and @dloesch.

Oh, and speaking of grotesquely large testicles:

David Axelrod, after having fought for five years to blow up the size of government to Leviathan scale, now uses the size of government to excuse Obama's scandals-- No man could run a "government so vast."

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